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Humor in the Adirondacks

Contributed by I. Bessette, 2/06


Sunday's sermon was:  Forgive Your Enemies


Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"   80% held up their hands.


The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.


"Mrs. Jones? " Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"


"I don't have any."  She replied, smiling sweetly.


"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual.  How old are you?"


"Ninety-eight" she replied.


"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"    The little sweetheart tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:



"I outlived the bitches."



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